Boys, this one is for YOU!

The what NOT's to do!

1. Dont tell her bestfriend that you like her (the bff will def tell the girl)

2. Dont hold her hand & kiss it

3. Dont kiss her forehead

4. Dont kiss her then proceed to throw up

5. Dont text her everyday

6. Dont make plans weeks in advance just to blow her off

7. Dont blow her off EVER!

8. Dont make plans then try to back out

9. Dont have her pick you up for the movies

10. Dont tell her when you get there that you arent going to pay, and when she says "I didnt ask you to" say "good!"

11. While at the movie DO NOT text your ex girlfriend.

12. Do not run out of the car when she drops you off because when you say "Im sure i will be talking to you later" and she says "maybe", she really means YOU SUCK!

Now boys... dont do any of this if you like a girl.
If you like her then slowly decide that its best to not persue it then just cut it off. preferably before the vomitting!

The BIG 51

51, its a big number.
You know when you have 51 cents, you almost have one dollar.
when you turn 51, most people have their mid life crisis.

when you go 51 in a 50km area you are techinically speeding.

when you bowl a 51 YOU SUCK!

who on earth bowled a 51??
... i did.

Things I miss,,,

Im sitting here watching my tv boyfriend, bachelor Brad, and im thinking about the things that i miss...
here are 10:

1.writting consistantly (blogging excluded)
2.school (i can hear you all gasping!)
3.not waking up at 5am
4.reading books. i have like ten BILLION just sitting in my room unopened.
5.having a life on a regular basis
6.my blackberry curve... stupid telus!
7.my brother jeremy
8.the mountains
9.my grammie
10. my bestfriend/sister cortney!!

if i could have all the things that i wanted or missed then life would be a much happier place.
but for now i am grateful for the things that i DO have and for the people that are in it, even if it means i get hurt on occassion.

Story Time

Once upon a time....

it was a saturday evening, and like all other saturday evenings 2 best friends were having a slumber.
one of these girls needed to bake some cupcakes so the 2 of them decided to move their evening into the kitchen.

the one girl (not making the cupcakes) did not want to sit on the hard chairs anymore, so they decided to take the couch pillows instead.

as they removed the pillows from the couch they were surprised to find...

A DINOSOUR!!!



as the 2 girls took a closer look they saw that this little dino had quite the adventure around the couch.




it had appeared that he was traveling around the couch to eat the crumbs some little children had shoved in there for who knows how long...




these crumbs looked like bird seeds but the dino, who i call bob, loved them very much.

he ate pile upon pile...


and this was his end goal... to eat all the seeds in the couch!
The End!

is he still there?
I really do not know.
Maybe the little children have left something other than bird seeds for our dear friend bob.
who knows!?

"I dont wanna be anything other than what i've been tryin to be lately..."

So, i guess an update is required involving my beloved tooth.
it is dead. it is gone. it is missed. it has left a pain in my jaw

THAT JUST WONT GO AWAY!!!
so to make a long story short (so that laura can be spared from hearing/reading this story yet again) it hurt and i freaked out and i almost threw up.
apparently my jaw will hurt for a while, which sucks because it hurts to open my mouth all the way so it makes it harder to eat.

Ok... onto other things...
today is the dreaded "ha ha you're still single" day and well it makes me mad because i am spending it alone watching some OTH.
Im thinking later that i may watch some Tom Cruise movies because i just dont want to watch some chick flicks.

I have a lot of things that I would love to talk about on here, but the last time i talked about a guy in detail he saw it and he pretty much dropped off the face of the earth when it came to me. so there will be no talk of a boy.
But there will be a poem from a movie that i love that doesnt really relate to me but it makes me smile and frown at the same time.


I hate the way you talk to me,
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
Even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when you’re not around,
And the fact that you didn’t call
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,
Not even close…
Not even a little bit…
Not even at all
~10 Things I hate About You


So happy singles awareness day to all!

"Goodbye to you..."

This post is a farewell post.

I am saying goodbye to my dear molar.

We have had many good times together.

All the eating and chewing that went on has meant a lot to me.

My mouth will never be the same when you will no longer be there.

Molar number 15 I love you and will miss you.

In the words of our dear Avril Lavigne (pre divorce) with a substitution for one word.

"When you're gone
the pieces of my heart are missing you
And when you're gone
The tooth I came to know is missing too"

Tonight is the last night I will spend with you and it saddens my little heart.
For tomorrow you will be gone, and I will be alone and in pain with a gap in my mouth that will only ever be for you. No one can take your place... Unless someone has 3000$ for an implant!?

Fairwell my dear friend. It has been a journey.
Audios!

Ps- anyone want to come hold my hand???

"Bang Bang BOOM!"

So lets talk about my day shall we?

Well.... my day started off a little earlier than expected...

How early?? MIDNIGHT!

i was not a happy camper.

i woke with a pounding in my mouth and tears rolling down my face.

Lets go back a little while, like 6 months or so.

It all started when i realized that my back molar had a bit of a crack on the top of it. i didnt care because it wasnt hurting at all and it wasnt that big, and well i dont have health insurance so i thought i would wait and see what i could do. Basically, i was testing fate, and well it bit me right in the butt... or should i say tooth!

So there had been zero issues with this tooth, except that food would get stuck and i would have to dig it out, and occasionally i would have a bit of pressure when i bit down on something wrong, but other than that everything was great.

Well, these last few days i have had a little bit of pain here or there but nothing bad or for too long.

Then last night... WABAAAM!! bring on the pain!

So i had to work this morning at 6 and my tooth was aching the entire time i was there... and im talking unreal unbareable pain. it was so bad that my manager told me to punch out and go upstairs to the dentist and get them to fix it because i didnt want it to be absces.

Lucky for me i am a patient at the mic mac dental (well lucky for me today) and so i went up and they take walk ins, also my dentist wasnt there either... both of these are a plus because i HATE my dentist, but thats another story. Then i asked the dreaded question, "do you do payment plans?" remember, i dont have any insurance... the receptonist responded "no. sorry we dont. all you can do is go to a walk in clinic and they will give you something for the pain and then you can come back when you can afford to pay."

I obviously left crying and called my mother immediately! I also went back down to work with tears spilling out of my eyes.

My mom called the dentist and gave them her credit card number so that she could pay for my tooth and i could pay her back.

THANK YOU MOM!

Well i went back up and they took an x-ray, the dentist comes in takes a 2 minute look and says "here are your options: 1.root canal or 2.extraction" I am already at this point worked up and emotional and having an anxiety attack and him saying this wasnt making it any easier. I got really scared and started to cry again. (I guess i should probably mention that i am TERRIFIED of needles and the dentist.)

Come to find out, he wasnt going to do it for me right then. I had to make an appointment with my own dentist.

So i made an appointment, and a different receptionist asked what i was planning on doing and i said i wasnt sure. She told me to go for the root canal and i proceeded to ask her the other dreaded question : "How much will it cost?"

ROOT CANAL: minimum of 600$. NOT including the filling or cap.

Extraction: 107$-250$
HELLO EXTRACTION!

Friday at 5:10pm i will be back in the dentist's chair freaking out and having my tooth pulled.

Until then, these are supposed to be my new BFF

This is my Penicillin. I have an infection which is causing the pain. I have to take one every 6 hours until they are gone. I am not so patiently waiting for the 6 hours to be up because I AM DYING RIGHT NOW!!!

Lets keep our fingers crossed that this kicks in soon because i do not need another wake up call in the middle of the night. I very much enjoy my sleep and would like to get some tonight.

Dear Molar, YOU SUCK!